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Street Rock Stars Volume I

by The Spinoffs

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1.
Damnable 01:17
Hey little girl, you're the sexiest. Step off of the sidewalk. Get onto my Vespa. The only thing that would make you cuter would be to see you on my two-stroke scooter. We'll cruise around then we'll hit the town doing things that would render us damnable. I got no need for an S.U.V.; I'm hung like an animal. Hey little girl you're the sexiest. Step off the sidewalk, and onto my Vespa. I wanna go to the OMO show. I'm on the guestlist, so we gotta go. We'll cruise around then I'll take you home. I'll eat you out like a cannibal. I got no need for an S.U.V.. I tongue like an animal.
2.
Buddha Booty 01:11
I met a new girl. She makes me glow. She's really hot, but I want you to know: She ain't big overall as a rule, but she's got ass like she's riding a mule. Buddha Booty. I love that little girl, she's a little cutie. Booty, won't you be my girl? She's flat as a board, but I don't mind. My baby's got the melons with the denim for rinds. My old man's got a Buddha belly. My baby ain't a god, but she might as well be. I want that girl. I'm losing my mind. There's no need for tits when you get it from behind. Call up her daddy. I know I'm not rich. Tie cans on that can. I wanna get hitched.
3.
I got a skeleton dick. It'll fit in anyone. I'm not a prick. I just wanna have fun, and all the little whores want a piece of me. I'm unlocking all their doors with my skeleton key.
4.
Friday night in Mexico. Grab on to your sombrero. We're gonna go for it. Join me if you dare-O. We're going for it now. My heart is really thumpin'. We'll be American. Tonight I'm border jumpin'. Friday night in Mexico. I know you'll really love it. Drink some tequila. We'll make a sport out of it.
5.
Oxygen 01:25
Call me up. You'll make my day. Take me out and let me pay. Call me "Dude" when we're in bed. Words transcribed inside my head. You're not mine per se. You're like oxygen. I hold my breath when you're around. Free, inspiring girl, let me take you in. Breathe in. Hold it 'til it hurts your chest. We can synchronise our breaths. I know I'm an open book. It feels like fiction how you look. Insecure 'cause you're so fine. Love the body. Love the mind. You're not mine per se. You're more like the air. I breathe real deep when you're around. Free inspiring girl, let me show I dare to care, and I'll be with you for now, 'cause I'm yours if you'll allow.
6.
Last Samurai 01:22
I'm not a top gun ace fighter pilot anymore. I'm not a sports agent Zellweger trying to score. I'm stuck in the mountains of Japan with all the warriors, and when I get down, you're gonna get sorrier. When my day comes, I will die with honour. Until that day, you're a fucking goner. Last Samurai! Are you ready to die? Oh yeah. And I don't mind that my skin is white. I move like a ninja and dress like a knight. Last Samurai! Are you ready to die? Oh yeah. I'll kill you in battle, then score with your wife. I'm bringing new meaning to taking your life. I speak no Japanese but I mean what I say. You're gonna fall on your sword by the end of the day. When my day comes, I will die with honour, and when it's your day you're a fucking goner. Last Samurai! Are you ready to die? Oh yeah. And I don't mind, I'll take your life. I move like a ninja and dress like a knight.
7.
One of Mine 01:44
When I met you at Ms. T's I saw something special in you. You are something one rarely sees: a heart that's real in eyes are true. Sometimes I know right away. Sometimes it's in things you say. Things combine. Stars align. Girls like you are one of mine. You will shine. You're one of mine. When I took that class in school, I knew you'd be on my list. Listen to me, don't I sound the fool? No one has to know we kissed. I don't know just what it was. Kindred is as kindred does. Things align. Stars combine. Girls like you are one of mine. You will shine. You're one of mine, and I don't know just what it is, but let's get hitched and have a kid, and I don't know just what to do. There's all of them, but I want you.
8.
Love Sniper 01:09
My sights are setted. You might regret it. I know you're hot. I'll take one shot. It's lock and load. Love sniper, here we go. I've got my orders from my headquarters: Don't fuck about. Just take her out. Cop out? Hell no. Love sniper, here we go. I got my hair trigger 'pon which to figure. One shot to blow. You can't reload. Down to the wire. Love sniper, time to fire. It's rock and roll. Love sniper, here we go.

credits

released January 5, 2006

Justin Banal: vocals, guitar
Scott Superficial: bass, backing vocals
Sideshow Luke: lead guitar, backing vocals
Mark Metallic: drums

Recorded December of 2004 by Jesse Gander at the Hive. Mastered a year later by Stu McKillop at the Hive. Cover photo by Briana Hollick. Layout by Evan Wansbrough.

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